Now for some god unknown reason I was thinking about Heidi Montag last night and the disgusting thing she has done to herself.
If you don't know who the hell I'm talking about, go ahead and pat yourself on the back--you really shouldn't have any idea who this fame-whoring individual is--but just for this post's sake, I will briefly explain that she gained some fame on MTV's show 'The Hills' and then after getting a little notoriety proceeded to try to gain some serious celebrity by:
1) staging a fake wedding with her boyfriend,
2) writing a book called "How To Be Famous", and
3) even coming out with an album ("The Superficial"--perfect title if I ever heard one) that sold a total of 658 copies nationwide. Which, considering the tabloids and Perez Hilton and all that crap that gives her media attention, is unbelievably, ridiculously bad.
Anyway...Heidi's latest stunt is getting a boob job, and then getting 10 [plastic] surgeries in one day, making a once very pretty girl into a monster:
Heidi Montag Before (L) and After (R)
Point of all this?
Now I in no way endorse or support the Lebanese addiction to Plastic Surgery--I am completely 100% against it. 18 year old girls having nosejobs claiming "Oh I really needed it because I had a la7mieh in my nose and couldn't breathe properly" and then proceeding to get three more nosejobs so only a sliver of a Michael Jackson nose is left.
I find it extraordinarily sad and amazingly creepy when I am sitting in the salon in my grandparents house with my Lebanese female friends and family members and my mom and I are the only two the haven't had any work done...this is no exagguration sadly, a quite regular occurance (which also means I have to watch myself before I stare at Nawal al Zoughby on the TV and go: "I can't believe she did plastic surgery! She looked so much better before! How stupid!" and then turn around to stare and mart khaleh who has a nose job...)
No, no, I do not in anyway support this Lebanese 'marad'...but I have to say.....
Katia Harb Before (L) and After (R)
Haifa Wehbe Before (L) and After (R)
Elissa Before (L) and After (R)
Aline Khalaf Before (L) and After (R)
Pascale Machaalani Before (L) and After (R)
Nancy Ajram Before (L) and After (R)
Najwa Karam Before (L) and After (R)
Razan Before (L) and After (R)
May Hariri Before (L) and After (R)
.......Heidi Montag should've gotten her work done in Lebanon.
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